I had a good number of my readers disagree with me when I wrote this statement in a previous article about the coming inevitability of sexbots in widespread distribution:
“Women have a biological need for regular injections of semen and quite literally go a bit crazy without it given the hormonal shot they get from them.”
Well, it turns out I was correct in my assumption. A new study conducted by the State University of New York shows the correlation between how often a woman gets a seminal injection from unprotected sex and the state of her mental health. And it’s not just vaginal sex that confers these benefits, oral sex where the woman swallows her partners ejaculate works just as well. From the Daily Mail U.K.:
“Oral sex is good for women’s health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen’s ‘mood-altering chemicals’.
It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevates mood, increases affection, induces sleep and also contains at least three anti-depressants.
The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.
Semen contains a plethora of chemicals along with spermatozoa, including cortisol, which is known to increase affection, estrone, which elevates mood and oxytocin, which also elevates mood.
It also contains thyrotropin-releasing hormone (another antidepressant), melatonin (a sleep-inducing agent), and even serotonin (perhaps the best-known antidepressant neurotransmitter).
Given these ingredients – and this is just a small sample of the mind-altering ‘drugs’ found in human semen – Researchers Gallup and Burch, along with the psychologist Steven Platek, hypothesised that women having unprotected sex should be less depressed than suitable control participants.”
Who would have guessed that ejaculate had all those beneficial chemicals and hormones in it? If you think about it, evolutionarily it makes sense; the benefits from sex aren’t just the pleasurable parts of it. Biologically, it’s necessary for women to have regular injections of semen. And that’s just what the researchers found:
“Recent sexual activity without condoms was used as an indirect measure of seminal plasma circulating in the woman’s body.
Each participant also completed the Beck Depression Inventory, a commonly used clinical measure of depressive symptoms.
The most significant findings from this study, published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, were that, even after adjusting for frequency of sexual intercourse, women who engaged in sex and ‘never’ used condoms showed significantly fewer depressive symptoms than did those who ‘usually’ or ‘always’ used condoms.
Importantly, these chronically condom-less, sexually active women also evidenced fewer depressive symptoms than did those who abstained from sex altogether.
By contrast, sexually active heterosexual women, including self-described ‘promiscuous’ women, who used condoms were just as depressed as those practicing total abstinence.”
Hmmm, I’m seeing an interesting correlation here. When did the big push for universal condom use start? That’s right, when the AIDS outbreak first started manifesting itself. Before then, contraceptive pills were being used for the prevention of pregnancy and with the advent of modern antibiotics, contracting a garden variety STD had become a nuisance at worst. But now there was a sexually transmitted disease that could KILL you and all the authorities and experts shouted to the high heavens that condoms were the best way to prevent it. Nobody wanted to die but everybody wanted to fuck so condom usage rates skyrocketed. If I remember correctly, all this happened in the early eighties and if you think back, that’s when the sexes started increasing the rate of their inexorable decline towards the dystopic sexual market we see today.
All because women aren’t getting enough cum dumped in their buckets.
None of this is accidental, I daresay it was planned. Someone in the elites figured out long ago that women and therefore couples were happier with the female of the two getting regular doses of her partners love juices. How best to sabotage this? Make sex something you could die from and encourage men to dump their loads into balloons. The thing that bothers me about this is the premise of heterosexual sex being dangerous when all the evidence points to the contrary. Sure, you can contract something inconvenient like the herpe, but that and other STD’s generally won’t kill you.
So you women out there, want to feel better and less depressed? Dump the condoms, have lots of unprotected sex with your man and if you don’t want to get pregnant, go on the pill. Start giving your man regular blowjobs and swallow dammit. Don’t have a man? Follow the previous advice and you quickly will.
Your mental health will thank me.